#is completely legal

[igotthisaccountunderduress]

listen having a favourite character is just embarrassing sometimes. yeah that’s my specialest little blorbo. yeah I’ve read every word of their stuff. yeah I think about them 24/7. yeah I project all my issues onto them and write fanfiction about them and have multiple playlists dedicated to them. And I’m here on your dash to once again tell you that I am still thinking about them bc I thought you needed to know that. you can just shoot me now.

[gojosbf]

"Give me back my boyfriend"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

[peachdoxie]

What if I made an impromptu drive several hours north of me to see if I can spot the aurorae predicted for tonight

[rotzaprachim]

im shaking every single student organizer and screaming that they need to separate a demand to divest from arms funding from the demand for a university to cut off all contact with Israeli and Israeli-American scholars and students, a demand which no university will agree to because implementing it would in many cases be very illegal

[elviraaxen]

Guess who got her hands on ToonBoom today!!!

[lesbianrobin]

wrote a whole post and lost it so this will be the abridged version but has anyone ever written an au where shannon has a hot mamma mia summer and hooks up with buck and eddie and then oh noooo she's pregnantttt so she tells them both and they all decide to like be friends and just get a paternity test after the baby is born. but then shannon has like a rough labor and chris is in the NICU so they just forget about it for the immediate future they're like okay that doesn't even matter they just focus on shannon's recovery and getting chris healthy.

and suddenly chris is four months old and technically buck has his own little shithole apartment with four roommates while eddie and shannon are dating and living together but in practicality eddie and shannon barely spend any time together and buck stays over on the couch all the time and he and eddie have become Buck And Eddie and they both love little baby chris so much that they don't really Want to do the paternity test anymore because once that happens their little bro parenting arrangement will fall apart and one of them will have no claim to their beautiful baby boy...

meanwhile shannon has never been more stressed in her fucking life and she wants out. everyone keeps saying that it'll get easier and she sees buck and eddie both settling into parenthood and enjoying it but she just feels like she's in a cell and the walls are closing in. at the moment she's the only one on the birth certificate and she's acutely aware that buck and eddie could both just dip if they wanted to but she can't. so she starts pushing the paternity test issue and they both keep making stupid ass excuses to put it off and her and eddie's relationship is a fucking mess and she wants OUT.

so finally she's fed up with it and she goes and has the test done without telling them. and when she gets the results back she updates chris's birth certificate and she knows that she should tell them but well. now that she's faced with having to tell the guy who's dedicated his entire life to christopher for the past six months that actually he doesn't need to be here. she thinks she understands why they didn't want to get it done. and now that eddie's name is on the paper next to hers she thought that the anxiety and the trapped feeling would let up but it doesn't. if anything it makes her feet itch more. and she tells herself well eddie can do anything he needs legally. and buck will probably stick around and help even though he's not the father. so they don't really NEED her christopher will be fine and buck will have an excuse to stay and she and eddie won't have to keep playing pretend.

so eddie wakes up the next morning to a crying baby, an empty bed, and a fresh legal document with his name on it.

[bet-on-me-13]

Jazz joins the Suicide Squad to save Danny

So! Danny got caught by the GIW. And it was Public too.

Jazz can see absolutely no way to save Danny. The GIW Base is heavily fortified, she has no help aside from Tucker and Sam, and public opinion is against Ghosts, so nobody would want to help her protest his Capture. Maybe a few teenagers from the high school, but absolutely none of the adults would help.

So she does the one thing she can. She contacts Amanda Waller.

Waller had previously approached her Parents about buying some of their tech off them, for her "Specializes Task Force" to use in case they ever came up against a Ghost.

From the short interaction Jazz had with Waller, she knew one thing.

That Woman would do ANYTHING, to protect the Government she worked for.

All Jazz needed to do, was offer her something that outweighed the value of capturing Danny. Information. The Infinite Realms, the True Biology of Ghosts, the Psychology of Ghosts, the Power Structure of the Realms, and so much more. Waller needed to know everything she could about the Realms to feel secure, to feel like her Country was safe. She needed Information.

And Jazz had that in spades.

As the daughter of the Leaders on Ectology, and a friend to multiple Saptient Ghosts, including the Kings and Queens of various Realms, she was uniquely qualified to provide all this information.

And Waller was impressed. But she still felt like she needed a little more, and seeing as Jazz was a highly trained Martial Artist due to her Mom, and had been taught enough about mechanical engineering by her Dad to constitute a Major in in, she saw potential.

She saw a Pawn. Perfect for placement on Task Force X. Her Suicide Squad had been missing an extra member recently, and Jazz was the perfect fit.

So they made a Deal.

Danny Fenton, also known as The Phantom, would he released from Government Detainment, alongside any other Sentient/Sapient Ghost in their possession. They would he protected from further Detainment until further Notice, and the Town of Amity Park would be left alone by the GIW Indefinitely.

In return, Jazzmine Fenton would be hired on as Amanda Wallers On-Call Consultant for anything related to Ghosts and the Realms. Additionally, she would be employed as a Part Time Member of Task Force X, answering the call of Duty whenever is is directed as her, No Questions Asked. (Or the deal would be null and void)

But she would Endure it. Because she and Waller had one thing in common.

She would do Anything, to protect her little brother.

[esteemed-excellency]

this would do numbers in a legal drama show

[harbingerofsoup]

ok but it is funny that both buck and eddie ended up having love interests played by terrible bigoted people in s7

truly they are soulmates <3

[fantimati]

Fontaine feels dystopian in a completely different way than other nations. Like yeah Inazuma has the vision hunt and Sakoku decree and Sumeru has the whole "Creating a god" thing.

The difference is that in Fontaine all of the citizens are participating in the dystopia. Every single one.

Every trial is treated like a play, the people watching it boo when it's predictable and cheer when there are twists.

But people's lives are getting ruined!

Someone got murdered, and they're worried about the culprit being predictable?!?

And these same people, the AUDIENCE, are at least partially responsible for deciding who is guilty Through a machine

A machine no one knows how it works or how it decides verdicts. It is a complete black box!

And all this under a god that not only feeds into it, but encourages it. Who'd rather falsely accuse someone OF MURDER than embarrass herself.

Not only that, but once people get out of jail, the only support they're getting is from an organization specifically made to do what the gardes can't. AND THEY'RE BROKE! Also, you're going into the sewers.

Not even mentioning the perfectly legal CHILD TRAFFICKING.

And everyone is just cool with all this! What the hell!!

[essektheylyss]

We don't have to worry about WHY I got here but I decided to attempt to construct a cogent etymology of "Thelyss", and if you take '-lyss' to come from the Latin 'lyssa' for rabies, the Greek origin of which is thought to have been related to 'lúkos', I think the evidence is very clear.

I've finally figured out which wizard was the werewolf.

[mickeym4ndy]

I regret you all the time

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

I don't even know what to say...

I'm not American but anybody that is affected and/or in danger by the absolutely absurdity of that orange rectal parasite, please know you are safe here, this blog and all my other blogs is a safe space for you 🫂

Anybody who supports and/or voted for that orange [redacted], FUCK. OFF. Unfollow me right the fuck now.

[dharmafox]

A shocking 25% of (138 of) you are missing this. The full arc is right here on YouTube:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Go nuts.

[canadianlucifer]

Sometimes I get a fictional little guy in my head and I have to draw them to release them

[iviin-855]

Bonus case where the defendant refuses to take any defense attorney except Phoenix Wright but Wright is out of commission for a few days. Maya remembers them going through some old family stuff and seeing some picture of an ancestor that was a defense lawyer so she decides to channel him and make him take the case.

That's how Ryunosuke ends up in court opposite of a suspicious Edgeworth and a clueless judge defending completely unprepared in yet another country